SNL Transcripts: Ben Affleck: 02/19/00


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  Season 25: Episode 13

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Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


February 19th, 2000

Ben Affleck

Fiona Apple


Gwyneth Paltrow

G.E. Smith
NightlineSummary: Peanuts characters appear on “Nightline” to mourn the passing of Charles Schultz.

Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Franklin.



Ben Affleck’s MonologueSummary: Despite the need to do so, Gwyneth Paltrow joins Ben Affleck onstage to share his limelight.


Victoria’s SecretSummary: A pair of talking breasts promote the lingerie company.


Ben Loves MangoSummary: Ben Affleck finds himself enchanted by Mango (Chris Kattan) at a celebritiy event, but the male dancer is only interested in meeting Matt Damon. Taking a cue from Damon’s movie, “The Talented Mr. Ripley”, Ben disguises himself as his buddy and woos Mango into his apartment.

Recurring Characters: Mango.


Boston TeensSummary: Sully (Jimmy Fallon) sees Denise (Rachel Dratch) flirting with Donny Bartalotti (Ben Affleck) at a party.

Recurring Characters: Sully, Denise, Frank, Donny Bartalotti.

TV FunhouseSummary: Rob Smigel presents “The All New Adventures of Mr. T” (Tracy Morgan), who’s back and ready to work!


Fretts Film Forum

FanaticSummary: Crazed fan (Ben Affleck) gets to spend the day with Anna Nicole Smith (Molly Shannon).

Recurring Characters: Anna Nicole Smith.

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Colin Quinn examines live press conferences held by Republican presidential contenders George W. Bush (Will Ferrell), John McCain (Chris Parnell), and Alan Keyes (Tim Meadows).

Recurring Characters: George W. Bush, John McCain, Alan Keyes.


Fiona Apple performs “Limp”

The ZimmermansSummary: Josh (Chris Kattan) and Laura Zimmerman (Cheri Oteri) flirt with a sleazy salesman (Ben Affleck) while shopping for a new car.

Recurring Characters: Josh Zimmerman, Laura Zimmerman.


Police Recruit Fitness TestingSummary: At 50 years of age, Sally O’Malley (Molly Shannon) wants to join the police academy.

Recurring Characters: Salley O’Malley.



Who Wants To Be Groped By An Eleven-Thousandaire?Summary: A semi-rich redneck (Ben Affleck) favors confused guy (Chris Kattan) over a pair of desperate brides.


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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