SNL Transcripts: Christina Ricci: 12/04/99


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  Season 25: Episode 7

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December 4th, 1999

Christina Ricci



A Message From the President of the United StatesSummary: President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) rates the Republican frontrunners for the 2000 election.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.



Christina Ricci’s MonologueSummary: Christina Ricci is joined onstage by her less successful twin sister, Petina Ricci (Rachel Dratch).


Spartans Holiday ParadeSummary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) cheer needlessly at a holiday parade.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.


And So This Is ChanukahSummary: Popular musical artists perform Chanukah-based song parodies.

Recurring Characters: Bing Crosby, David Bowie, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Ricky Martin.


Who Wants To Eat?Summary: Middle Eastern emcee Rajneesh Philbin (Darrell Hammond) taunts starving contestants.


Taxicab ConfessionsSummary: A cab driver (Tim Meadows) is distracted by a sexy teenaged passenger (Christina Ricci).

TV FunhouseSummary: In a cartoon by Robert Smigel, the characters on “Friends” continue to drink and coffee and josh with one another as the apocalypse strikes New York.

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: WTO Spokesman Jacob Silj (Will Ferrell) talks louder than expected.

Recurring Characters: Jacob Silj.


Beck performs “Mixed Bizness”

Goth TalkSummary: Circe Nightshade (Molly Shannon) presents Azrael Abyss’ (Chris Kattan) mock funeral.

Recurring Characters: Circe Nightshade, Azrael Abyss, Baron Nocturna.


SallySummary: Sally Jesse Raphael (Ana Gasteyer) enlists the help of Sergeant Frank (Tracy Morgan) to reform teen punk, Amber (Christina Ricci).

Recurring Characters: Sally Jesse Raphael.


Beck performs “Sexx Laws”

Madeline Kahn TributeSummary: A clip of Madeline Kahn as the Bride of Frankenstein, singing “I Feel Pretty”, marks her recent passing.

Note: Clip from 05/08/76.


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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