SNL Transcripts: Bill Murray: 02/20/99


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 24: Episode 14

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


February 20th, 1999

Bill Murray

Lucinda Williams


Stephanie Seymour

Chevy Chase
The Ladies’ ManSummary: Ladies Man Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) and model Stephanie Seymour demonstrate how to pick up women in a bar and abandon them soon after.

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.



Bill Murray’s MonologueSummary: An excited Bill Murray climbs about the stage and raves about “Footloose: the Musical.”


YahtzeeSummary: Sam (Bill Murray) and Jane (Molly Shannon) challenge Jim (Will Ferrell) and Nancy (Ana Gasteyer) to a competitive game of Yahtzee.


The Knicks City Dancers

SwillSummary: A traveling salesman (Bill Murray) touts the mineral water that’s dredged from Lake Erie.

Note: Repeat from 10/08/77.

The Quotable CaddyshackSummary: Bill Murray and Chevy Chase help yuppies stay hip with the ultimate “Caddyshack” reference guide.


Morning LatteRecurring Characters: Tom Wilkins, Cass Van Rye.

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.


Lucinda Williams performs “Can’t Let Go”

A Bear Ate My Parents!Summary: During David’s (Chris Parnell) elegant art party, a stray guest (Horatio Sanz) constantly yells about a bear having eaten his parents.


Third Eye Bookstore

Lucinda Williams performs “Too Cool To Be Forgotten”

Steve Baxter, Hollywood GynecologistSummary: Steve Baxter (Bill Murray) advertises his services with the help of a one-man Las Vegas lounge act (Chris Parnell).



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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