SNL Transcripts: Alec Baldwin: 02/13/93


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  Season 18: Episode 13

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


February 13th, 1993

Alec Baldwin

Paul McCartney


Linda McCartney
Dateline NBCRecurring Characters: Toonces the Driving Cat.


Alec Baldwin’s MonologueTranscript

Cluckin’ ChickenSummary: The disembodied head of Clucky the Cluckin’ Chicken (Adam Sandler) narrates the tale of how chickens are chopped and prepared for mass consumption and excretion.

Note: Repeat from 11/21/92.

The Mimic

The Chris Farley ShowSummary: A very nervous Chris Farley stumbles through an interview with Paul McCartney. He’s ultimately more at ease asking McCartney about the “Terminator” movie.


Paul McCartney performs “Get Out of My Way”

Weekend Update with Kevin NealonSummary: Adam Sandler performs his song “Red-Hooded Sweatshirt”, with audience participation from Paul and Linda McCartney.

Soap Opera DigestSummary: Helen De Santo (Julia Sweeney) interviews Trent Derek (Aec Baldwin), a soap opera actor who mangles the pronunciations of major medical terminology.


The GapRecurring Characters: Christy, Lucy, Cindy.


Naked Woman Theatre

Daily AffirmationRecurring Characters: Stuart Smalley.

Paul McCartney performs “Biker Like An Icon”

The BodyguardRecurring Characters: Whitney Houston.

French ClassTranscript

Paul McCartney performs “Hey Jude”


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Gary Card
Gary Card
1 year ago

Does anyone have a link to Alex Baldwin’s skit “I know that’s what I’m trying to tell you”?

One of the funniest of all, I think.