Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 32: Episode 2
A Moment with the Out-of-Breath Jogger From 1982
Out-of-Breath Jogger…..Andy Samberg
Don Pardo: And now, a moment with The out-of-breath jogger from 1982![FADE to the jogger doing stretches in front of a slide of a wooded highway. He wears a headband, navy blue short-shorts and a T-shirt which reads “Let’s Get Physical.”]
Jogger: [panting] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, man! This recession is the worst, huh? Ohhhh! Whooooooo! Gorbachev really has Reagan against the ropes! Oh, man! [stretches and bends over away from camera] Uhhhhhhh… uhhhhhhh… I’m so tired! I feel like the World Champion St. Louis Cardinals must have felt… right after they won the World Series this year! Uhhhhhh… oh, man! Pet rock! Ohhhhhhhhhh… [panting] Can’t get wait… can’t wait to get… one of those new Atari’s… and play… 1982! [jogging off] WHOOOOOO!!!
Submitted by: Sean