SNL Transcripts: Alec Baldwin: 04/07/01


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 26: Episode 16

This free script provided by]]>

Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


Bit Players:

April 7th, 2001

Alec Baldwin



Kid Rock

David Spade

A Message From the President of the United StatesSummary: President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) delivers a list of his orders to China.

Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.



Alec Baldwin’s MonologueSummary: Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) gives now-single Alec Baldwin some pointers on meeting women.

Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton.

Reliable InvestmentsSummary: While advising an investor (Ana Gasteyer) on recent Wall Street woes, a broker (Alec Baldwin) jumps to his death.


Delicious DishSummary: Pete Schweddy (Alec Baldwin) discusses his new ball park weiner business with Margaret Jo McCullen (Ana Gasteyer) and new co-anchor Lynn Bershad (Rachel Dratch).

Recurring Characters: Margaret Jo McCullen, Pete Schweddy.


Tough GuySummary: Sgt. Jack Wilcox (Alec Baldwin) lets his fellow soldiers knows that he’s ready to take on the Chinese single-handedly.


Inside the Actors StudioSummary: Charles Nelson Reilly (Alec Baldwin) receives the royal treatment from James Lipton (Will Ferrell).

Recurring Characters: James Lipton.


Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeySummary: Tracy Morgan discusses what happened with Daryl Strawberry. Jimmy Fallon delivers “I Have An Opinion” International. Tina Fey delivers a rant against Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends. Kid Rock and David Spade present the latest Hollywood Minute news.


Coldplay performs “Yellow”

Red Ships of SpainSummary: Robert Goulet (Will Ferrell) and his brothers Wes (Chris Parnell) and Ken (Alec Baldwin) star together in a new musical.

Recurring Characters: Robert Goulet.


The Bush Tax CutSummary: Tom Daschle (Chris Kattan) and Richard Gephardt (Darrell Hammond) ruin a press conference while discussing the Bush tax cut.

Recurring Characters: Richard Gephardt.

Lasting ImpressionsSummary: Artists Tony Villone (Alec Baldwin) and Ricky (Jimmy Fallon) show how to add a touch of class to photos by painting them inside of a brandy snifter.


Coldplay performs “Don’t Panic”



Dress Rehearsal Cuts

Terrence MaddoxSummary: Terrence Maddox (Will Ferrell) and fellow vagrant Sebastian Clay (Alec Baldwin) compete to be the subjects of a Black & White photograpy class.

Recurring Characters: Terrance Maddox.


SNL Transcripts

| Time Warner Cable |Cable TV Providers |Charter Cable

How useful was this post?

Click on a star to rate it!

Average rating 0 / 5. Vote count: 0

No votes so far! Be the first to rate this post.

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

Notify of
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments